Best White Elephant Gifts

Best White Elephant Gifts JENRON DESIGNS

Best White Elephant Gifts

Sharing 20 of the Best White Elephant Gifts for your holiday season! Sometimes we all just need a good holiday chuckle.

This season I decided instead of a boring old basic vanilla gift guide, I would share my complete, off the wall, VERY inappropriate wacky side of gift giving by sharing 20 of the Best White Elephant Gifts for your holiday season. So be warned, this is not for the faint of heart, or easily offended, but sometimes we all just need a good holiday chuckle, and with 2-day AMAZON prime you can get these right now to fill your naughty list recipients!

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        1. DINO TACO HOLDER– Making Taco Tuesday even more fun with a T-Rex taco holder! Now if that does not say White Elephant gift I don’t know what does! Who does not want a Dino taco holder.
        2. TORTILLA BLANKET  This is just funny, has other varieties like the pizza, waffle and pie to match your recipients tastes. Ah nothing says winter warmth like a burrito by the fire.
        3. THE MUG WITH HOOPokay so this is fun a way to play with your food, like mini oyster crackers in your soup, or marshmallows in your cocoa. Either way it is going to be fun to play with your food.
        4. THE INFAMOUS DAMMIT DOLL- Is your day going badly, well there is nothing like pulling one of these babies out of your desk drawer and just beating the snot of out of it to bring you some instant relief. Unless you are a schoolteacher, then you might want to wait until after class, LOL!
        5. BEER MITTENS This might be the hit of the party; I have a feeling that the guys might fight over these! Honesty these are pretty cool, I mean beer mittens that hold your beer for you, come on, those are pretty cool especially for tailgating at football games!
        6. BOB ROSS BOBBLEHEAD– This is a bobble that talks, in the voice of Bob himself, you can hear all about Happy Trees and Happy Clouds until your heart’s content.
        7. MOOSE MASTER GAMEis the perfect card game for adults, teens, and kids who are into games that keep you laughing while trying to outsmart your friends. 
        8. SNARKY CAT CALENDAREven though nobody uses a wall calendar anymore, don’t you just want a snarky feline staring at you day in and day out? I mean it makes every office complete, especially if they can not be there to lay on top of your keyboard.
        9. 101 POOPING PUPPY PUZZLE So, in my neighborhood we have a huge issue with people walking their dogs and not picking up the poop. Which in turn made me immediately think of this puzzle. Since it is always a hot topic of discussion around our neighborhood and so puzzling as to why people do it, LOL!
        10. ADULT MAD LIBS I guess the name says it all, ADULT and if you played Mad libs as a kid, you already know where this is headed.
        11. MAGIC 8 BALL– this is perfect gift for that person that lacks decision making skills in your life. Just one shake of the eight ball and all your indecision is left behind, I mean it couldn’t be worse than any other decision, right?
        12. 101 POO POEMS While we are on this topic, I also really found the Dr. Deuce poems to be rather fun, for all age groups. I remember when my nephews went through the poo & fart phase, so I imagine this would be a big hit with that age group.
        13. ARE THERE GOD? IT’S ME MARGARITA Is a cute knock-off title book and companion to Tequila Mockingbird in the bartender recipe books. It makes a cute gift set for a hobby bartender. Paired with a nice bottle of Mezcal or Tequila.
        14. FUNNY COASTERS Sending a passive aggressive message to that OCD friend or family member? These drink coasters will surely hit the mark with their cheeky comments to reinforce that good drinking behavior. I am not going to lie I have a set of these and LOVE THEM!
        15. DON’T BE A TWATOPOTAMUS WINE GLASS– If you need a custom glass for those coasters, this wine glass line has some funny ones. You know the song about wanting a Hippopotamus for Christmas? Well make sure you behave, or you might wind up with this gift instead. I am not going to lie, I have a few people in mind for these! They also have a dinosaur version as well for your favorite boozy T-rex lover.
        16. HUMPING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK apparently this was the number one seller last year, go figure? Just make sure it does not get mixed in with your kids coloring books or you will have a lot of explaining to do. Just pare with some penis crayons for the full coloring experience.
        17. RUB MY BUTT APRONthis makes a great gift for the “grill master” or “smoker king” to wear while they are fixing the BBQ, which is always a year-round event.
        18. 50 WAY TO EAT COCK– Some people are natural born chefs and really enjoy getting new recipe books during the holidays so they can try new things. I am just saying, this one might meet the criteria for your holiday party White Elephant Gift this year, who knows maybe the boys will fight over it….
        19. BALLSY BALL WASH yep I went there, because this kept showing up in my Facebook algorithm all last year and I could not figure out why. I later discovered at a White Elephant holiday party that one of our neighbors had purchased this same set!
        20. SHOW OFF SOCKS– These are just awful, inappropriate and funny at the same time. While I am horrified; I am pretty sure these are a top seller for Dirty Christmas and White Elephant Gifts on the site, which just tells you something about society in general, and let’s face it we all know someone that deserves a pair of these.


So, whether you choose to go with the just slightly naughty gift ideas or the full blown “Dirty” Christmas ideas, it is completely up to you. JENRON DESIGNS does not take any responsibility for your gift giving choices as they are your own. However, we do hope that this post has brought a chuckle to you during this holiday season as it was all meant in good fun. 

LOVE this? Want to see more of my Gift Guides, Take A Look Here:

The Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide

Cozy Christmas Gift Guide

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  1. We are actually doing white elephant gifts this year at work so I need these ideas

  2. Laura B.

    Holy cow I am loving this entire list the pooping puppies puzzle is hilarious! We have a few neighbors that poop and run too! The dogs that is or maybe it is the actual neighbors haha!

  3. the Stanford Grad

    5 stars
    OMG these are awesome! I love the Twot-a-potomuss glasses, and I know a few ladies that need these for drinking or the Cuntasaurus may be more appropriate for them lol, for real!

  4. Monica

    I needed this list! My husband’s side does a White Elephant exchange and I didn’t know what to get!

  5. I am so glad you enjoyed the post Mimi! Happy holiday!

  6. Laura that is too funny, I think I hear more than I care to on our residence Facebook page about this topic which is why I put on the list. You would think it would just be a common courtesy. Heck we even had one that was human feces that an owners dog ate, the world is out of control these days! I hope you have a Merry Christmas!

  7. LOLing all the way over here too! I felt like you could find something for everyone one your list naughty and nice. I might have to just get me a set for those days I feel particularly “grinchy” it seems like people just love to push those buttons!

  8. Monica I hope you found a few winners for your family get together and few laughs along the way! Happy Holidays!

  9. Great gift guide! I think a lot from my list will be getting that twatopotamus wine glass!

  10. Tisha

    I love the poo poems!! That’s hilarious

  11. These are fantastic ideas! Saving this for later as I’m always stuck as to what to buy people!

  12. LOL I loved those too! They are really funny perfect for the “book club”!

  13. Let me just say I had entirely too much fun compiling this list! I found something for everyone lol!

  14. I know me too, there are always people that I can never find that perfectly ambiguous gift for that means nothing but says everything, lol!

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  16. Amy

    What’s Happening? This is too funny and a really great shopping list for those “special” people! Great job.

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